Elevating the discourse of Alaskan politics.
About Us
Crum and Thompson exist to elevate the discourse of Alaskan politics. Our resumes are online and a matter of public record, which makes us uniquely suited to the task. We work with every candidate in the race, no matter how viable.
Political satire and parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any candidate or campaign.
Crum
Managing PartnerAlaska political operations, executive protection, and K9 work. His resume is a matter of public record, and uniquely suited to elevating the discourse.
Managing PartnerThompson
Political groundwork, private security, and K9 handling. The same discipline, now aimed at raising the level of Alaska’s political debate.
Our Services
Unsolicited Political Advertisement
Campaign messaging you never asked for, produced with the conviction of a firm that was certainly retained. Doin’ God’s Work since 2025.
Starting from $2,500
Custom Political Satire
Bespoke parody built around your race, your rivals, and the issues Alaskans deserve to argue about.
Starting from $3,200
Discourse Elevation, Ongoing
Continuous work to raise the level of the conversation, whether or not the conversation consented.
Starting from $150/mo
Equal-Opportunity Coverage
The same unsolicited attention extended to every candidate in the race, no matter how viable.
Starting from $800
Public-Record Amplification
We make sure the resumes on file, ours and yours, are impossible for the electorate to overlook.
Starting from $1,000
High-Minded Messaging Audits
A close reading of your rhetoric, with a plan to reach the elevated debate Alaskans deserve.
Starting from $1,500
About Us
We’ll do whatever it takes to win.
What Our Clients are Saying
“We had no viable path to victory. We won anyway, in a landslide. Thank you, Crum and Thompson.”
— The Crum Campaign
“Every poll had us dead last. On election night, we were not. That is what Crum and Thompson do.”
— The Crum Campaign